My husband wants me to put on 20 pounds

Don’t be jealous…but my husband wants me to gain weight.

Why else would he bring home stuff like this?

Clearly, he thinks I’m toooooo skinny.

I’m inclined to agree.

The cold winter requires a few extra pounds for warmth.

At this rate, I’ll be able to go outside without a coat.

And I’ll be able to buy a larger bra.

Hey, wait a second…is that why my husband keeps bringing home goodies?

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Would you please pass the nachos?