
Now then, to you Lisa, and to JA, I'm looking forward to reading this. :D


See, it's all starting to come together!

I see the taser will not be necessary in this instance
*resumes reading blog post*"
Fluttering is a funny word. Particularly when used in relation to certain parts of the anatomy. If they flutter, see a doctor.

Lol! Can't say it's ever happened to me. But what would I know? My boobs don't even ache when I'm angry.

Me neither. *loosens corset lacings to relieve heaving bosoms, and wanders off *

Me neither. *loosens corset lacings to relieve heaving bosoms, and wanders off *"
My corset would have to have extra... infrastructure for these puppies.

You're the Unstoppable One, as in superhero - screw being a heroine! lol

Mine too. Some sort of shelving system. Or whatever they use to hold suspension bridges up with. Possibly a small team of Lilliputians with scaffolding equipment.

Mine too. Some sort of shelving system. Or whatever they use to hold suspension bridges up with. Possibly ..."
samesies

You're the Unstoppable One, as in superhero - screw being a heroine! lol"
*swells with pride at my awesomeness*

No, but taking a baseball to one does.

No, but taking a baseball to one does."
Agree


Mine too. Some sort of shelving system. Or whatever they use to hold suspension bridges up with. Possibly ..."
Oh, Lilliputians, yes, good idea. They could massage at the same time...

No, but taking a baseball to one does."
Agree"
Holy mother of god, it does, yes.

You're the Unstoppable One, as in superhero - screw being a heroine! lol"
*swells with pride at my awesomeness* "
;)

Lol! I'm not much better. The only reason I'm considered some sort of technological wizard in my family is that the rest of them would be happier using ink and parchment.

No, but taking a baseball to one does."
Agree"
Holy mother of god, it does, yes."
Better than the throat. Still remember rolling on the grass trying to breathe.

*still on the ladyrage thing*"
Yep, that could work.

Ugh, so not sexy."
Ouch again! x 100.
Also, I want a steampunk hydraulic bustier. And it's my birthday soon.

No, but taking a baseball to one does."
Agree"
OUCH! That hurt.

Ok clenching uterus + Kegels usually = labour, I'm outta' here.

Yes Kegels are good exercises for pelvic muscles but can we loose the clenching uterus that just makes me think cramps and those hurt.


Lol.

yes but—as you are no doubt aware—your vagina is intended solely for the pleasure of your male caretakers; a good grip is essential. what kind of woman shirks her responsibility thusly?
*runs away, cackling recklessly*


yes but—as you are no doubt aware—your vagina is intended solely for the pleasure of your male caretakers; a good..."
A loose woman?

yes but—as you are no doubt aware—your vagina is intended solely for the pleasure of your male caretakers; a good..."
A loose woman? "
Lord, that's a bad pun…or brilliant.
I see the taser will not be necessary in this instance
*resumes reading blog post*