The Thing! Also, win things!

Welcome to the J.A. Rock and Lisa Henry Joint Mark Cooper Versus America Happy Birthday Giveaway Multi Hemisphere Blogapalooza. Or, as it will be known from now on, “the thing”.

So here’s the thing.

Want to win a copy of Mark Cooper versus America ? It’s out on the 28th of January, but we’ve got fun stuff lined up from today -- J.A.’s birthday -- right through until past release day -- Lisa’s birthday! We couldn’t have planned it better. Seriously. We couldn’t. We don’t plan well at all.

The details of the thing:

From today, January 16 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, J.A.!) right up until January 24 we’ll be running some fun little character interviews and interactions on Facebook, and also on Twitter, and cross posting to our blogs. Then, on January 24 we’ll ask you a question that relates to something we’ve posted during the week. You can send your answers to us via email, or via private message on Facebook or Twitter, or by carrier pigeon if you have one just fluttering around. Then, on the 26th, we’ll announce our winner!

Why the 26th? Those of you playing from the southern hemisphere might recognise January 26 as Australia Day. And in a book about an Aussie boy, how could we ignore that? So one lucky winner gets a copy of Mark Cooper versus America . And you will probably all get a lamington recipe, so you can celebrate the day as was intended.

On January 27 we will be over at the Blog of Sid Love, being interviewed, and also giving away another copy of the book.

On January 28 we’ll be over at Boy Meets Boy Reviews, celebrating Release Day (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LISA!) with another giveaway.

And on January 29th, we’ll be at Joyfully Jay, doing the same.

But if you missed the chance at those four giveaway, check out our blogs on the 28th -- Release Day! -- for a fun frat quiz. Are you an Alpha Delt or more of a Phi Sig? Or should you even be in college at all? Leave us a comment telling us which character you’ve matched, and you’ll enter the draw for another chance to win the book. That will be drawn on February 4, once J.A. and Lisa have come down from their birthday cake-related sugar highs.

So that’s the thing. And here’s the blurb for the thing:



Mark Cooper is angry, homesick, and about to take his stepdad’s dubious advice and rush Prescott College’s biggest party fraternity, Alpha Delta Phi. Greek life is as foreign to Aussie transplant Mark as Pennsylvania’s snowstorms and bear sightings. So, when the fraternity extends Mark a bid, Mark vows to get himself kicked out by the end of pledge period. But then he’s drawn into Alpha Delt’s feud with a neighboring fraternity.
Studious Deacon Holt is disappointed to learn Mark’s pledging Alpha Delt, his fraternity Phi Sigma Kappa’s sworn enemy. Mark is too beautiful for Deacon to pass up an invitation for sex, but beyond sex, Deacon’s not sure. He wants a relationship, but a difficult family situation prevents him from pursuing anything beyond his studies.

Mark and Deacon’s affair heats up as the war between their fraternities escalates. They explore kinks they didn’t know they had while keeping their liaison a secret from their brothers. But what Romeo and Juliet didn’t teach these star-crossed lovers is how to move beyond sex and into a place where they share more than a bed. That’s something they’ll have to figure out on their own—if the friction between their houses, and between Mark and America, doesn’t tear them apart.
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Published on January 15, 2014 21:00
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message 1: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao I have a google alert set to inform me when someone in MM uses the word 'fluttering' on the internet

I see the taser will not be necessary in this instance

*resumes reading blog post*


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ ^^^^ Punk. :p (tho' yes, the app for fluttering annhilation does seem like a good tool to have)

Now then, to you Lisa, and to JA, I'm looking forward to reading this. :D


message 3: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao and happy birthday, J.A.!


message 4: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea Happy birthday to both of you! And just because I can, I will tell you that MY birthday is on February 4th, your drawing-a-winner day! :D


message 5: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa North Happy Birthday, J.A.!


message 6: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Jenni Lea wrote: "Happy birthday to both of you! And just because I can, I will tell you that MY birthday is on February 4th, your drawing-a-winner day! :D"

See, it's all starting to come together!


message 7: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry julio wrote: "I have a google alert set to inform me when someone in MM uses the word 'fluttering' on the internet

I see the taser will not be necessary in this instance

*resumes reading blog post*"



Fluttering is a funny word. Particularly when used in relation to certain parts of the anatomy. If they flutter, see a doctor.


message 8: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea It's about as bad as womb clenching. Is that even possible?


message 9: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao while we're asking, do ladybreasts ache with rage?


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ No and no.


message 11: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao k.


message 12: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Jenni Lea wrote: "It's about as bad as womb clenching. Is that even possible?"

Lol! Can't say it's ever happened to me. But what would I know? My boobs don't even ache when I'm angry.


message 13: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea Yeah, me neither. I guess I'm not cut out to be a heroine then. *sad face* (not really)


message 14: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Jenni Lea wrote: "Yeah, me neither. I guess I'm not cut out to be a heroine then. *sad face* (not really)"

Me neither. *loosens corset lacings to relieve heaving bosoms, and wanders off *


message 15: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao wait-wait-don't leave now


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ Lisa wrote: "Jenni Lea wrote: "Yeah, me neither. I guess I'm not cut out to be a heroine then. *sad face* (not really)"

Me neither. *loosens corset lacings to relieve heaving bosoms, and wanders off *"


My corset would have to have extra... infrastructure for these puppies.


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ Jenni Lea wrote: "Yeah, me neither. I guess I'm not cut out to be a heroine then. *sad face* (not really)"

You're the Unstoppable One, as in superhero - screw being a heroine! lol


message 18: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Andrea wrote: "My corset would have to have extra... infrastructure for these puppies. "

Mine too. Some sort of shelving system. Or whatever they use to hold suspension bridges up with. Possibly a small team of Lilliputians with scaffolding equipment.


message 19: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea Lisa wrote: "Andrea wrote: "My corset would have to have extra... infrastructure for these puppies. "

Mine too. Some sort of shelving system. Or whatever they use to hold suspension bridges up with. Possibly ..."


samesies


message 20: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea Andrea wrote: "Jenni Lea wrote: "Yeah, me neither. I guess I'm not cut out to be a heroine then. *sad face* (not really)"

You're the Unstoppable One, as in superhero - screw being a heroine! lol"


*swells with pride at my awesomeness*


message 21: by Vivian (new)

Vivian julio wrote: "while we're asking, do ladybreasts ache with rage?"

No, but taking a baseball to one does.


message 22: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea Vivian wrote: "julio wrote: "while we're asking, do ladybreasts ache with rage?"

No, but taking a baseball to one does."


Agree


message 23: by Vivian (new)

Vivian I'll just buy it, ladies. I'm social media retarded. I went of vacation and turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the bottom of my carry on. Eight days later, went to charge it so I could listen to music on the return flight--yep, still in airplane mode. My family mourns for me.


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ Lisa wrote: "Andrea wrote: "My corset would have to have extra... infrastructure for these puppies. "

Mine too. Some sort of shelving system. Or whatever they use to hold suspension bridges up with. Possibly ..."


Oh, Lilliputians, yes, good idea. They could massage at the same time...


message 25: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Jenni Lea wrote: "Vivian wrote: "julio wrote: "while we're asking, do ladybreasts ache with rage?"

No, but taking a baseball to one does."

Agree"


Holy mother of god, it does, yes.


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ Jenni Lea wrote: "Andrea wrote: "Jenni Lea wrote: "Yeah, me neither. I guess I'm not cut out to be a heroine then. *sad face* (not really)"

You're the Unstoppable One, as in superhero - screw being a heroine! lol"

*swells with pride at my awesomeness* "


;)


message 27: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Vivian wrote: "I'll just buy it, ladies. I'm social media retarded. I went of vacation and turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the bottom of my carry on. Eight days later, went to charge it so I coul..."

Lol! I'm not much better. The only reason I'm considered some sort of technological wizard in my family is that the rest of them would be happier using ink and parchment.


message 28: by Vivian (new)

Vivian Lisa wrote: "Jenni Lea wrote: "Vivian wrote: "julio wrote: "while we're asking, do ladybreasts ache with rage?"

No, but taking a baseball to one does."

Agree"

Holy mother of god, it does, yes."


Better than the throat. Still remember rolling on the grass trying to breathe.


message 29: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Ouch!


message 30: by Julio (last edited Jan 16, 2014 12:19PM) (new)

Julio Genao some sort of steampunk hydraulic bustier

*still on the ladyrage thing*


message 31: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea julio wrote: "some sort of steampunk hydraulic bustier

*still on the ladyrage thing*"


Yep, that could work.


message 32: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa North I think my womb clenched quite a few times. In labor.

Ugh, so not sexy.


message 33: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Vanessa wrote: "I think my womb clenched quite a few times. In labor.

Ugh, so not sexy."


Ouch again! x 100.

Also, I want a steampunk hydraulic bustier. And it's my birthday soon.


message 34: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao you could power it with clever piezoelectrics installed within your clenching uterus


message 35: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea LOL, powered by Kegel.


message 36: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Is that how the bionic woman worked?


message 37: by Vivian (new)

Vivian This sounds horrible people. ::starts doing Kegels::


message 38: by Karen (new)

Karen Jenni Lea wrote: "Vivian wrote: "julio wrote: "while we're asking, do ladybreasts ache with rage?"

No, but taking a baseball to one does."

Agree"


OUCH! That hurt.


message 39: by Karen (new)

Karen Vivian wrote: "This sounds horrible people. ::starts doing Kegels::"

Ok clenching uterus + Kegels usually = labour, I'm outta' here.


message 40: by Vivian (new)

Vivian Kegels insure proper pelvic floor muscles. Exercise people.


message 41: by Karen (new)

Karen Vivian wrote: "Kegels insure proper pelvic floor muscles. Exercise people."

Yes Kegels are good exercises for pelvic muscles but can we loose the clenching uterus that just makes me think cramps and those hurt.


message 42: by Jenni Lea (new)

Jenni Lea Aw, c'mon Karen! Everybody loves a good womb clenching now and then. They work in tandem with the fluttering holes.


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ In my mind, womb clenching = cramps, so not sexy, like V said lol.


message 44: by Vivian (new)

Vivian Jenni Lea wrote: "Aw, c'mon Karen! Everybody loves a good womb clenching now and then. They work in tandem with the fluttering holes."

Lol.


message 45: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao Andrea wrote: "In my mind, womb clenching = cramps, so not sexy, like V said lol."

yes but—as you are no doubt aware—your vagina is intended solely for the pleasure of your male caretakers; a good grip is essential. what kind of woman shirks her responsibility thusly?

*runs away, cackling recklessly*


message 46: by Julio (last edited Jan 16, 2014 08:53PM) (new)

Julio Genao *may have also blithely conflated his own butthole with the above vaginal ideal; does not care; remains open to blind dates*


message 47: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry julio wrote: "Andrea wrote: "In my mind, womb clenching = cramps, so not sexy, like V said lol."

yes but—as you are no doubt aware—your vagina is intended solely for the pleasure of your male caretakers; a good..."


A loose woman?


message 48: by Vivian (new)

Vivian Lisa wrote: "julio wrote: "Andrea wrote: "In my mind, womb clenching = cramps, so not sexy, like V said lol."

yes but—as you are no doubt aware—your vagina is intended solely for the pleasure of your male caretakers; a good..."

A loose woman? "


Lord, that's a bad pun…or brilliant.


message 49: by Julio (new)

Julio Genao i'm going with 'brilliant'


message 50: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry And the votes are in...

*bows*

Thank you, thank you very much.


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