I'm So Slick At Helping You Pick!

Speaking of travel today, travel to the ninja wannabe's bay. There is a guest post from the cat. How about that.

Many may be thinking of changing their station and wondering about their next vacation. While never fear if you are lost. The cat will help you at no cost. Aren't I nice? Great spots at no price.


Vacation in a rock.A door that can lock.So as you rock and roll,No one will bother your umm stroll.

Visit the dead.Paris may turn you red.But you'll turn white,When you see this sight.

Play hop scotch the adult way.Jump from island to island across the bay.Get those gluts in shape.Yes, you can wear a cape.

Umm a blue thing in a rock.To it you should flock.Why should you go there to dock?Because, it's a blue thing in a rock.

Sleep on the plane.Forget any train.Can be the pilot too.Look at you.

A big big pointy rock.Climb it and hang your sock.You claim the pointy rock.Your friend you will shock.

Visit and get tingly all over.You can even bring rover.They don't discriminate,When the probe is your fate.

Battle this plastic monster thing.Sing a song like a ding a ling.Drunk and spunk,It's a slam dunk.

See, get drunk with glee.But in the wine they could pee.That would not be nice.Better off paying full price.

Or you could go lame,Grab some guy or dame,Then rest here.Boring, to my little rhyming rear.
Now don't you want to hire the cat to get you away from your mat? You could see a great big pointy rock or even have an alien probe and gawk. A once in a life time thing. Just give the cat a ring. He will fly you there freight class. Damn, I'm such a helpful little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.