Enlightenment Juice

Last night I happened into a supermarket I don’t usually enter, and found myself one step beyond. There, Aisle 8 offers some very special beverages.

What? No New Age snacks?

I wish I could tell you for sure what classifies as a New Age drink. However, I got distracted and forgot to cruise Aisle 8 before I left. Call it a failure of intellectual curiosity if you must.

On the other hand, it may be more fun to speculate about what we might find on Aisle 8:

Enlightenment juice (never from concentrate)?
Homeopathic cocktails?
Boba with crystal instead of soy beads?

What’s your guess?