Neither Team Jacob Nor Team Edward

Every week I meet my friends Stacey, Tracey, and Gina for lunch. We always make each other laugh, so lunch is perpetually a festive occasion. But sometimes the topic turns to television and pop culture and when this happens, Tracey gets a little lost. Tracey's not opposed to watching TV, but she's always been more of a sports-and-news (and brown liquor) kind of gal. Slowly we're bringing her around and she's starting to get it when we, say, quote Sue Sylvester or mention last night's Real Hou...