Portraits In Procrastination

This blog will appear in a handy timeline format. (You're welcome.) June 10th, 11:00 PM: My column is due tomorrow morning. Perhaps I should start writing it. June 11th, early morning: DONE! Okay, I'm never waiting until the last minute again. June 12th: But surely I'd like to take the weekend off. June 14th: Pfft, I've got FOUR WEEKS before that thing's due again. June 21st: Pfft, I've got THREE WEEKS before that thing's due again. June 28th: Pfft, I've got TWO WEEKS before that thing's due ...