The Awesomest (it is too a word) Flatmate in the World....

Ladles and Jellyspoons! Step up step up! Come and see the most amazing, most incredible flatmate in the woooooorld!
Ahem. I've had coffee. And chocolate. Can you tell?
In any case, my flatmate is incredibly awesome. She read my blog post yesterday and I depressed the hell out of her (I'm assuming many others too - sorry guys, that's how I was feeling). In any case, early in the afternoon, just after lunch, I returned to my computer and sat down. I just opened up the browser when my...