Nobby and The Sap

(Ever wanted to punch a song in the mouth?)

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Have you heard it? That bone-warping misery-fest masquerading as a song called The Christmas Shoes? A song so unbelievably soppy, so intentionally saccharine, it comes with an anti-depressant scrip.

This may be the first song in human history that can actually raise LDL cholesterol.

Or, even worse, have you seen it? There’s an accompanying music video on YouTube…but of course there is. There’s a video of everything on YouTube, including hand...