Lovely Links and More Texts From Josie

(Title lovingly co-opted from Sally.)

I’m covered in dust from a home improvement project, my current book has the word “McRib” in it unironically, and my drawing pen died, so you get this stuff instead.

I posted the link in the comments section of my Catching Fire post already, but it’s worth a repeat: The Onion Reviews Catching Fire

Aldi is Trader Joe’s! MIND BLOWN.

Bananas are 74% water. Human babies are 75% water. Huh.

Listen, I know this GIF is so last week, but I can’t stop watching it. 

And speaking of things I watch on repeat, which I’ve shared on twitter already, but who cares, is still awesome: sad cat diary and ask your doctor about tacos.

The Chemistry of Cookies? Sure.

Everything on Archie McPhee’s tumblr is the coolest thing you will ever see, which is a trick in and of itself, no?

Also, this is not a link, but I watched the Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball video and it just made me feel old. So old. Then I watched the Icona Pop video for “I Love It” and I felt better about everything that has ever happened ever.

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Very, Very Inappropriate Texts from Josie:

Her, 11:52: Dropping off a load at the library, then headed to the theater.

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Her, 11:53: A load of books, I mean.

 

Her: Book idea — Francis Pontifex: Pope Detective

Me: You’re ridiculous…ly awesome.

Her: I thought Vampire Hunter would be too obvious.

Me: He already does that, right?

Her: Of course. He’s why vampires only exist in fiction nowadays!

Her: My friend took it a step further: sidekick would be an undercover nun. Nundercover! Her habit is solving crime!

Me: Oh ho ho. Though Nundercover would be a great name for chastity belts, too.