Where the _____ is Walmart, Sir?

A thing just happened. I’m not exactly sure what to do with it, so I will humbly tell you the account–word for word–and then, perhaps, it will become clearer.

I had an errand to run at a local sports outlet. After getting my purchase, I strolled to my automobile, just as normal as can be. Then, in the usual fashion, I began driving.

An oncoming car was coming into the parking lot as I was leaving, and as we approached one another, a hand came out the window and began waving wildly, in a manner...