Velma 2.0

The verdict is in. My background has passed muster and I start my new job on Monday. After picking through my dismal wardrobe, I decided a trip or three to the secondhand stores was in order. My first go-round netted me a black corduroy skirt and two sweaters, but damned if it didn’t also require glancing into a full-length mirror. Awful at my age, let me tell you. I am seriously rocking a Velma hairdo, and in the corduroy skirt, tortoiseshell glasses and turtleneck, the resemblance is startl...