Sharpie

This week I hope to start a new job. (I say I hope because the offer is pending a background check, and though I consider myself blameless in the grand scheme of things, who the fuck knows? Melissa McCarthy may be across the country racking up my credit cards while I’m over here feeling cocky about my chances.) It’s a receptionist gig at a medical facility, so basically I will smile a lot and keep my eyebrows plucked and try to remember who’s on line three. I’m looking forward to the work, ac...