Something To Do If I Get Rich: Jim Gaffigan

Though there is very little chance of me ever winning the lottery, I believe in being fully prepared for such an eventuality. Just in case I ever become rich in such a way, I want to be sure I know how I’ll spend the money. One idea I just had? Jim Gaffigan.

I’m sure you all know the hot pocket bit he does:

Well, this plays into that. You see, if I get rich enough, I’ll pay Jim Gaffigan to hang around in the freezer section of my normal grocery store. Right by the hot pockets. Every time someone goes to buy one, he’ll sing: “Hot pockets!”

Is there a point? Not really, but none of my ideas about things to do if I get rich really have a point. Mostly, they just amuse me. I think that’s the kind of life I’ll live if I ever get rich. Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be much chance of it happening.

I think the world would be a better place.