This dVerse Candy Is More Dandy!

So who wants candy anyway? What is the good of that at your bay? I say we change it to something better at each sea. Then age would not matter and we could all get dVerse with glee.

Candy is dandy,
It can be handy.
At getting you fat,
And all of that.

Time for change.
At every range.
Stuff the candy,
In the g-string of Mandy.

Save a buck,
And might get some luck.
Or a slap,
Right to your trap.

Let's give out free gas.
That would get no sass.
Make the greedy go broke.
I hope they choke.

Some free liquor,
Could stop or start a bicker.
Just be a safe picker.
Don't grab one that will make you sicker.

I'd be there is a flash,
If all gave away cash.
The banks should fund it.
In their pants they would shit.

A free car.
At every bar.
Grab the keys,
And away you breeze.

A free trip.
Wouldn't get any lip.
Unless you sent me to Timbuktu.
Then on your mat I'd leave a present for you.

Free coupons could be all the rage.
Could give away a whole page.
To wherever you see fit.
You might get tp'd because of it.

And what is the best,
Beating the rest?
Giveaway nothing at all.
Then you'll be decorated for free as all have a ball.

See all kinds of better ways than using candy trays. You can even get decorated for Christmas early, just make all the trick-or-treaters squirrely. Snow will then surely fall, well after last call. So which would you like to come to pass? I'd take the cash or car or trip or gas for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.