Those That You See That Should Be!

So you always see the scary at Halloween and it is always the same old scene. You get these fake monsters and such who look scary to the touch. But the next day they are gone, unless some pass out on your lawn. Yet some scary's are still out there. Let me prove it to you at my lair.

 
Steroids are bad.Just look at this lad.The poster boy.Buy in bulk, get a free toy.
 
Drench your face.Make up you must fully embrace.Put a clown to shame.I bet a mime is to blame.
 
See what I mean?A golden mime on your screen.Oh wait that is just lust.Care for some gold dust?
 
You better beware.Who knows what is hiding in that hair.Probably home to the bogeyman.Might even be its own trash can.
 
And man boobs galore.Those are scary at any shore.Even the fake kind.To do this one must be in a bind.
 
Need I say a word?I wonder if out comes a plastic turd?That must be hard to pass.It might even give plenty of gas.
 
And still on that train,Something you could gain.It would be with you for life.For an STD she could be your wife.
 
I just don't know.This is such a scary show.Speaking of which,Even trying to watch that Anger Management thing makes me itch.
 
 And this one is all tongue.His belfry may be rung.But he has a streak.Even if he is up crazy creek.
 
And the scariest of all,This mook who shares his ball.With another's wife.Just looking causes strife.
Now I think I have proved my point today at my joint. At least at Halloween they can fit right in at just about every bin. But then the next day they are still that way, with such a scary display. If you wake up to any of them on your grass, bury them like I do stuff in the litter that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.