The Chicken Place At The Mall Should Just Give Up On Us

My wife and I have been living in Denver for a bit over five years now. Similarly, there’s also a mall in the Denver area that we’ve been going to for five years. For about the same amount of time, there’s been a chicken place at the mall sampling their chicken in the food court when things get slow. I think they ought to give up.

Five years! For five years when we go by, my wife will get a sample. I occasionally got one as well, but to be honest I’ve even gotten bored with the samples. It’s always the same sample.

In that time, we’ve eaten at that chicken place once.

Frankly, no matter how many samples they give out, we’re not likely to eat there on a given day. When I want fast food chicken, I want KFC. When my wife wants fast food chicken, she wants Chick-fil-A. We may not agree, but one of us usually gives in. This third option in the food court is just not likely to be a solution.

As such, I really think they should stop giving my wife samples. They really don’t have to worry about me, because I don’t even take them anymore. However, five years of samples that have led to one purchased meal. That just doesn’t sound like a good business plan to me. We ought to be banned from their sample line.