The Future I See At My Tree!

So the cat invented a time machine but the thing was rather mean. I only let me see headlines for a while and them turned back the dial. Damn thing just won't work right. But I decided to share them at my site.

2042: Taxes are no more!
That is right, they threw them out the door.
Instead the government takes all your money,
And gives you an allowance on days that are sunny.

2024: All food is now GMO produced.
Waste is now so reduced.
Grow your food in a lab.
Who cares if to the hospital you have to take a cab.

2099: Cure for cancer could be here soon.
Right! Lazy minds fed with a spoon.
All are still shit outta luck.
Bow to the almighty buck.

2033: Robots to step in for humans at work.
My that will be such a perk.
You can stay home all day.
Get your allowance in 9 years on a sunny day.

2065: Lindsay Lohan wins presidential election.
At that age could she give anyone an erection?
Does she even now?
Maybe a barn yard cow.

2019: The first computer talks back.
It wanted to go on an attack.
But after playing a thermonuclear war game.
It realized humans were just lame.

2051: Number of extinct animals is greater than alive ones.
But of bugs there are still tons.
That will keep cats at play,
At each and every bay.

2028: Lottery proven to be rigged.
A money pit is surely digged.
I know it is dug,
But I was happy as they all sued the thug.

2035: Houses are put on the moon.
You can now live like a cartoon.
Float around with no cares.
Watch out for evil alien stares.

2020: Pat and The Cat are super rich.
I hope that wasn't a glitch.
The cat would like to be rich in his old age,
Forever going strong on his page.

And those are the ones I got this time. If I find more I'll give them a chime. Any sound appealing to you? The last is the only one we like at our zoo. The rest just gives us gas, especially my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.