A dVerse Pose Of The Rose!

The cat decided to play ring around the rosey today here at his bay. A rose between two thorns at his sea. Yep, so sweet unlike Pat and Cassie. I think I just threw up in my mouth there. Bah, just another hairball at our lair.

A rose has power,
Such a flower.
If I guy has it,
You know he did something to get in shit.

Good for the cat,
Also at his mat.
Makes a nice snack,
Flavor it doesn't lack.

Comes in colors too.
Not just red at ones zoo.
Can even pull a trick,
Leaving wounds to lick.

A person you hate,
At your gate.
Buy a thorny one,
And give it to them under your sun.

Stab them right in the heart.
Or some other part.
Damn, aren't you good,
There in your hood?

Or for those not snip snip,
Can send one for a trip.
Noises that do not delight the cat.
Kinda sound like an annoying gnat.

Went to the gutter.
But you closed the shutter.
What do you expect?
Not hard to detect.

And as around you putter,
They won't for long clutter.
Dead in no time.
Such a crime.

Buy something that dies,
To hear umm cries.
My, what you humans do,
Just for a screw.

This was dVerse and dirty.
At least the cat isn't flirty.
I smell like a rose,
And not like zombie toes.

In blogland roses seem to be everywhere and I just had to give them a go at my lair. Can't be left out of the rosey fun. Now I am done. I will rise above the rose at my grass and still be a rosey little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.