You Too Can Be Non-Essential!

(Wasn’t this supposed to suck?)

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If there’s one thing we’ve all learned from the government shutdown of 2013, it’s this: the best … um … no, wait, the worst … uh … hang on … never mind. We didn’t learn anything from the shutdown. Cause the shutdown didn’t do anything.

But it sure was fun to not watch while it wasn’t happening.

Much like its ten-month-older sibling of doom, the dreaded (gasp) Sequester (aaaiiieee!), this shutdown thing has been all ado about nothing…except for the polit...