A dVerse Narration At My Station!

So it is getting the time of year when everyone likes to strike fear. So the TV will show movies not so dVerse, many of which are rather perverse. But they all have one thing in common at least, which is the nature of the horror beast.

Look it's a scary movie.
This thing has to be groovy.
Let's sit and watch.
I bet this one they don't botch.

This will different than the last ten,
That we watched at our den.
You just wait and see.
It will be sure to surprise thee.

See what I'm talking about?
The teenagers do a twist and shout.
Humpty humping all over,
That would make one a jealous rover.

They sit and stare instead of run,
Then they scream when they are done.
Instead of running on first sight.
Plus look, they even turn off the light.

They all think they are so cool.
Then they wet their pants, oops I mean drool.
Watch as they run and they trip.
Then on their back they do a flip.

Instead of getting back to their feet.
They lie there screaming in defeat.
They don't even move at the sight,
Of the weapon that is a fright.

Not one single solitary inch.
Like they lost the ability to flinch.
But that is okay because their mate,
Got away to go on another date.

Then another humpty hump comes due.
Actually more than a few.
They even forget to lock the door.
Also a window is open at their shore.

A big target is now on their back.
Sit and wait as the psycho goes on the attack.
Look he stabs them in the middle,
As they play hey diddle diddle.

Plus they are all good and drunk.
Never looking in the backseat or the trunk.
Wait! Damn it, this is the same,
All these movies just have a screaming dame.

There you go, I just saved you lots of time at your show. Now you know how it will flow. You can find them all up in a row. The same rules apply to each lad and lass. Not so scary to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.