They Are Back And Causing More Flack!

Here they are once more. These nuts always show up at my shore. Don't they have anything better to do at their zoo? Like fluff their weird looking hairdo.


Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you sit around
Growing and growing all the more round
Refusing to do any exercise
Thinking you are so very wise
You get a, you get a, heart attack
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-da
Get off your butt and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo

Well I can't say I disagree but they now can leave me be. Go eat some candy or something and flee from my wing. I guess not. They must suffer from brain rot.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got another perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from trying to please
From the neighbor to your cat's fleas
Nothing but a waste of your time
Then they tell you to suck a lime
Leaving you holding the, holding the bag.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da
Do for you and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do

Do you really need to tell this? I knew this as it brings me bliss. I can easily flip them the bird if they are absurd. Or give them a dead one. That is also fun. Not gone yet? You are annoying this rhyming pet.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got another perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you think all day
Turning and turning refusing to hit play
Nothing but grief and a headache
Refusing to write or even partake
Making you, making you, your own worst enemy.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da
Stop thinking so much and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do

Don't think just write, what a concept at my site. Is that all you have today? Why don't you just go the heck away?

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I've got another perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Stuck in a rut with nowhere to go
You possess the know how but refuse to glow
Thinking it will never be enough
Trying to do the same old stuff
Making you, making you, a copy cat.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da
Branch out more and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-do Now are you done? Good, away they did run. Are you less or more insecure now? Did the oompa loompa's make you have a cow? Never fear they are gone to grass. But I'm sure they'll be back one day to annoy my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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Published on October 02, 2013 03:00
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