Ah, The Noise of Home Ownership

(Like it nearly, sorta, kinda, almost never even happened.)

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I knew something was wrong when I saw water on the kitchen floor.

Yeah, I’m quick like that.

WEDNESDAY :: ~6.30p

I was working from home, wrapping up another fulfilling day of writing enough software to ensure that my little charge of corporate Americans could keep making their boat payments.

I got up, to change the music and to restock the ice chilling my Coke Zero, and saw the water. Lightning-like thinker that I am, I sensed...