Boring, boring, broken toe

I broke my toe AGAIN. I know I promised to document some of my injuries here, but a broken toe just isn't very spectacular.  To make this up to you, here's a few more interesting injuries from my past:
* I once stepped on a pencil and had about an inch of it break off into the bottom of my foot. This required surgery five months later to remove a big piece of lead that was left deep in my arch.* I walked into a door in the middle of the night, giving myself a black eye and my poor husband a bad r