Another Dead Cat

My close friend Christian is always suggesting that I write about some of my unusual life experiences. My life is not unusual. My life is quite boring. Weird things just "happen" around me. Disturbing things that I find inappropriately funny. Christian finds them funny, too. Our spouses never find them funny. Usually it's just the two of us, two funny girls, laughing at not funny weird happenings. 
The year was 1998. I had a three month old newborn baby. The cat was named Theo, a stray that "foun