Which end is the front?
I didn’t dare ask which end I should talk to…
because it annoys me when my husband asks the same question.
BWAH ha ha ha ha.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist making a bad joke.
She intrigued me because she looked so darn…tired.
She didn’t budge. Not even when I poked her.
* Warning: do not poke animals who have horns
…unless you are a romance author. *
I soon discovered why she was so exhausted.
She’d just had 30 babies.

Look!
They have horns, too!
I imagine childbearing wasn’t easy on the poor girl.
Makes human childbirth look rather tame, no?
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His scars left him feeling dead inside…until she moved next door.
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Published on September 18, 2013 02:00