Story Germs: Supplemental

It ain’t easy taking care of giant GM geese in a post-apocalyptic world millennia in the future. Ain’t easy at all.

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As a young man I was well known for a life lived fast and loose

Slept with a war chief’s daughter underneath the spreading spruce

Swapped out the Sleeping Deva with a sleeping mama moose (moose moose!)

That’s why I live with a goose.

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Oh a honka-dilly honka-dilly hoo!

Cleaning goose-shit is all that I ever do!

How I wish that instead of me I could be you.

A honka-dilly honka-dilly hoo.

Oh, they chased me and they caught me, kicked me right in the caboose

And they said that I was destined to be hanging from a noose

But before I could escape or bribe or try some other ruse (ruse ruse!)

They sent me to live with the goose.

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Now let me make my story clear, so I am not abstruse

That’s why I’m sitting in the guano with my face chartreuse

For my current state I offer only this honest excuse (cuse cuse!)

Never wanted to be keeper of the goose.

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