Things I Will Miss from My Time in an Extended Stay Hotel

Things I will miss from my time in an extended stay hotel:

-The gentle caress of the roaring interstate traffic that wafts in from the window, which, by the sound of it, is approximately three feet from said interstate.

-The soothing sirens that harmonize with the roaring interstate traffic and make me feel so very, very safe knowing just how many law enforcement officers, firefighters, and ambulances are out there protecting the areas so near our temporary home.

-I will miss the Mexican day lab...