Talk Show 4

"Hey kid. My contract demands included stocking the green room with all flavors of Häagen Dazs. I don't see any vanilla."

"Sorry, sir. I couldn't get it, but I did get some Ben and Jerry's vanilla."

"Ben and Jerry's doesn't pay me for product placement on my blog. Plus, Jerry's an idiot."

"Sorry, sir. Perhaps you could try a different flavor?"

"Sometimes you just have a craving for vanilla. There's gotta be a Kroger store somewhere in this city. See what you can do."

"Yes sir. Anything else?"

"Some sp