“I see here you’re a fan of The Wind In The Willows. Is that — heh — because you identify with Toad?”
Evil adjusted his pince nez. To STUN.
“Let’s just say I have a penchant for...furry animals. Maybe you’ll meet them after the show. At dead of night.”
“Say what?”
“I understand his plight.”
“Yes, it seems like an innocent children’s tale, but Grahame’s portrayal—”
“Listen,” said Evil, bustling forward in his chair, “fuck The Wind In The Willows, let’s talk about my book...”
“What about Heidi?”
“Fuck tha
Published on May 24, 2009 07:08