On being slighted by the Doctor

By Jane, Actually

Thanks to patient explanations from my friend and avatar Mary, I have finally come to appreciate Doctor Who. Once I did achieve this appreciation, my irritation that the Doctor has never included me as a companion has been increasing steadily. To mollify me, Mary created this poster and said I could use it as the basis for a campaign for me to travel with the Doctor. I am delighted, but I think Mary just wants to be on the show.