Can’t Touch This

(Hey, babe! It is ‘babe,’ isn’t it?)

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“Say, Sally. That’s a nice dress, sweetheart.”

[whack]

“Ow! Sheesh…what’d I say, hon?”

[whack]

“What?”

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Chapter One

Hello, prospective (and hopefully asexual) City Hall employee, and welcome to the San Diego City Government. I’m Lando Eunuchs, San Diego’s pro tem Mayor, and as a legal precaution I’ve been surgically emasculated. On behalf of the Human Resources staff here at City Hall, welcome to the newly revised edition of our Men’s Anti-Se...