Red Bull Is Totally Missing An Ad Opportunity With The Subway Dead Shark

I know I just talked about the dead shark found on the NYC subway yesterday, but I think there is more here. For one thing, I think Red Bull is totally missing out by not using this dead shark as an advertising opportunity.

Shouldn’t they use this shark in a commercial? After all, it’s dead and the Red Bull is right there. I think we can all see where this is going.

Are you dead after a long day? Feel like a fish out of water? Try a Red Bull! [Red Bull beside the dead shark knocks over and spills on him. The dead shark comes back to life and starts to fly.] Red Bull gives you wings! Even if you’re dead!

It’d be a perfect Red Bull ad and it’d key into all the media attention surrounding the NYC subway dead shark. The ad basically writes itself. I just can’t understand why Red Bull hasn’t already gone for this. Then again, maybe they have. I don’t exactly watch much TV to know for sure.