Will The Person Who Forgot Their Shark Please Return To Claim It?

Will the person who forgot their shark at the Sea Dog Brew Pub on Nantucket please return to claim it? A cleaning crew arrived to find the 5-foot-long shark blocking the door and no one is quite sure why the shark was left there. Regardless, whoever left it clearly needs to pick it up.

We all know how this probably happened. You go out for a night of drinking. When you wake up in the morning, you realize you left something somewhere during the night. Sometimes it’s your keys. Sometimes it’s your wallet. Sometimes it’s just a jacket. However, sometimes it’s a 5-foot-long shark.

“Oh hell, Marcus. My head is killing me. Wait…where’s the shark?”

“Dunno, Phillip. You must have left it somewhere last night.”

Heck, the person who left it is probably embarrassed. Now he or she has to try to remember where all he or she was that particular night and call each asking “by any chance, has someone turned in a shark?” I’m sure we’ve all had mornings like that, and it’s no picnic to add on top of the likely hangover that he or she is probably suffering from.

Still, whoever it is needs to claim the shark. Embarrassed or not, it isn’t fair to make other people clean up after your drunk mistakes. Please, people…claim your sharks.