Bring Them On At My Lawn!

You know people think they are being smart but really they have the brains of those people on that site about Walmart. But that you knew but did you know this at your zoo? People that are in direct competition with you pay others to give you a bad review.

His must look bad,
My must look good.
I'll hire some lad,
To make his sound like wood.

I hated this book.
It was oh so very bad.
The guy was really a crook.
I can't believe I paid this lad.

Oh this book is great.
This book is so grand.
Buy this one at any rate.
Ignore competition in the land.

Sadly they are generic as generic can be.
Yet people still think they work.
When it all actually,
They just give you an added perk.

Now you have another review,
And they all aren't gushing five stars.
That makes you seem down to earth at your zoo.
Soon you'll be riding in fancy cars.

Yet the one who hired the mook,
Will still be sitting there on their butt.
They will think your win is just a fluke,
And target others at their hut.

Yes, this is oh so very true.
There is many underhanded things going on,
Over at Amazon's and other book sites zoo.
But that is the same everywhere from dust to dawn.

I just hope no one gets mad,
That the bunny held up his finger.
So no fun is had.
I guess the finger stuck around to linger.

Oh my this is good.
This book is bad because there are no ads in it at the end.
My, give it one star you should.
They got off of the advertising trend.

Should I be insulted they don't hire good bad reviewers to insult me?
Pfffft bring it on I say.
Unless it is you playing that movie at my sea.
Then go far far far away.

There we go. Now you all know that a bad review comes to you, it could simply be the competition thinking it will give theirs a better view. But just remember the more they sass, the more they are afraid, just like they are of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.