Now I Really Hate The Other Sea When This Thing Greets Me!
So when we see the cage come out we run away not wanting to go out and about. But once a month or so Pat catches us and takes us to that other show. I hate those other cats but it is fun walking around and giving them bats. I get them right upside the head. They usually just go stay in bed.
And as far this dope goes,
I can also cause him woes.
I just grab his tail.
He can give off quite the wail.
Hey, they called them wieners for a reason.
So it is not that much of a treason.
He keeps coming back for more.
That is a mutt for you at your shore.
By now we have to deal with this.
This is not pure bliss.
She thinks she's a bat dog.
I hope she goes and gets lost in a bog.
Of course she tries to look cute.
But she is not fooling this brute.
I will have my day,
And make this new mutt go away.
Cassie just hid under the bed.
Yes, the prissy one thought it was something to dread.
But I knew I would beat it.
After all it eats its own umm spit.
What? I was not hiding with her.
The thing drooled on my fur.
I was just biding my time.
Cleaning myself and thinking of a rhyme.
The win was mine.
Nothing can stop the feline.
The mutt never knew I know how to use the door.
I like that the doors have handles and not knobs at the other shore.
Yes, if your door has a handle and not a knob or some guard named Bob, I can easily open it if I stretch up. I am so much brighter than a pup. Of course that doesn't take much with what they eat and such. So while I explored the house she stood in the grass. All thanks to my ever so clever little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

I can also cause him woes.
I just grab his tail.
He can give off quite the wail.
Hey, they called them wieners for a reason.
So it is not that much of a treason.
He keeps coming back for more.
That is a mutt for you at your shore.

This is not pure bliss.
She thinks she's a bat dog.
I hope she goes and gets lost in a bog.

But she is not fooling this brute.
I will have my day,
And make this new mutt go away.

Yes, the prissy one thought it was something to dread.
But I knew I would beat it.
After all it eats its own umm spit.

The thing drooled on my fur.
I was just biding my time.
Cleaning myself and thinking of a rhyme.

Nothing can stop the feline.
The mutt never knew I know how to use the door.
I like that the doors have handles and not knobs at the other shore.
Yes, if your door has a handle and not a knob or some guard named Bob, I can easily open it if I stretch up. I am so much brighter than a pup. Of course that doesn't take much with what they eat and such. So while I explored the house she stood in the grass. All thanks to my ever so clever little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Published on August 01, 2013 03:00
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