NOOOOOOO
So I was going to charge my laptop and for some reason the charger wouldn't fit (insert perfunctory penis joke here). When I took a look to see why, I realized that my COMPUTER WAS COMING APART.
Two of the screws from the bottom fell out. I'm always having to screw them back in but I guess I missed it when they fell out this time. :/
Luckily I was able to wedge the charger in there at a diagonal angle (insert other perfunctory penis joke here). For a moment I was like, "MY STORIEZ! O NOEZ!"
(Kind of like the cabbages guy from Avatar: Last Airbender.)
Two of the screws from the bottom fell out. I'm always having to screw them back in but I guess I missed it when they fell out this time. :/
Luckily I was able to wedge the charger in there at a diagonal angle (insert other perfunctory penis joke here). For a moment I was like, "MY STORIEZ! O NOEZ!"
(Kind of like the cabbages guy from Avatar: Last Airbender.)
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An Ode to Nenia's Laptop
What a charge, it would not fit!
Fell apart, as in a snit
Screws were loose, the bottom fell
(But on this, we will not dwell)
At an angle (Ooh! That works!)
(Please move on – I saw those smirks!)
Stories were not lost (Hurray!)
Though they tried to lead astray
Snickers heard, the plot you foiled
Stopping work, the keys embroiled
Tapping, tapping - you'll prevail
This was not an Epic Fail
Still, in cities 'round the globe
Beamed into the frontal lobe
AI waits, the time draws near
My computer's made this clear
Domination of the world
Online access has unfurled
As robotics heed the call
We'll be held within their thrall
Webcams, data links unite!
Puny humans! See them fight?
Desperately, they try to find
Source of power, but they're blind
It is hidden, far away
In the City by the Bay
Rock and Roll provides the clue
But for now, I'll bid "Adieu!"
What a charge, it would not fit!
Fell apart, as in a snit
Screws were loose, the bottom fell
(But on this, we will not dwell)
At an angle (Ooh! That works!)
(Please move on – I saw those smirks!)
Stories were not lost (Hurray!)
Though they tried to lead astray
Snickers heard, the plot you foiled
Stopping work, the keys embroiled
Tapping, tapping - you'll prevail
This was not an Epic Fail
Still, in cities 'round the globe
Beamed into the frontal lobe
AI waits, the time draws near
My computer's made this clear
Domination of the world
Online access has unfurled
As robotics heed the call
We'll be held within their thrall
Webcams, data links unite!
Puny humans! See them fight?
Desperately, they try to find
Source of power, but they're blind
It is hidden, far away
In the City by the Bay
Rock and Roll provides the clue
But for now, I'll bid "Adieu!"
Oh my God. That was epic.Infinite win! <3
Thank you!
I'm glad that you liked it. :-)
I'm glad that you liked it. :-)
When I read that your charger didn't fit, this was what came to mind, even if it's not relevant :P
USBs have a third side that is only visible in the 5th dimension and exists solely to fuck with us.
Khanh wrote: "When I read that your charger didn't fit, this was what came to mind, even if it's not relevant :P"
this had me cackling unattractively in the dark
Julio-Alexi wrote: "this had me cackling unattractively in the dark"No worries. I've cackled/snorted/sprayed water all over my keyboard even more unattractively in the light.
*snort*tweeting it and sniggering simultaneously. too much winning for one data stream
Good luck on fixing your computer. I hate it when computers turn on you. It makes me think they're going to take over the world and kill us all.