A Sad Tale

Well, I just got a royalty check, and, after paying off my bookie Sky Masterson, my bar tab at Guido's Family Fun Drinkatorium, the drug pushers and whoremasters from the Purple Gang, and paying some money toward the principle of that unwise loan I took from the Sharquino Family, and buying my second child back from the Gypsy band run by 'One-eye', not to mention my 'donation' to the crooked cops, Officer Gruntch and Officer McScrewel, who would otherwise tattle to my parole officer Crusher M...