I'm Working Out More, and It's Getting People's Attention

I've been working out a lot lately.

And I don't want to brag, but people around me are noticing.

I say that because I just got this email:

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Making this even stranger, I think my new physique is particularly attractive

to Asian women.

I say that because shortly after getting that last email, I got this:

Dear theratandpig@aol.com,...