The Best Lecture Ever

I'm on the plane from San Francisco to Newark and the flight attendant is giving the whole back of the plane a lecture.

Some man has put his bag in the overhead bin incorrectly and she doesn't like it.

"Whose bag is this??" she asks.

No one answers.

"Whose bag is this??" she asks louder.

"It's mine," a guy in the back mumbles.

"This is not how you put your bag in the overhead compartment," she says.

"Sorry," he says.

But she's not done with her lesson.

"What you've done is put your bag in the...