A Fart Apart!

So way back during the A to Z here at my sea we did fun names for Pat during the letter P. One that seemed to cause many glee, was Fartin' Martin on display. So you know I had to use that again at my bay. But I did not want to stop there and so A Fart Apart came to my lair.

In a town far away,They do more than just roll in the hay.Each year they have a contest for the best fart.It takes place at the local Fart Mart.
The contestants this year are top-notch.After reading this you may think Pat got into the scotch.For Fartin' Martin isn't the only one,Getting in on the farting fun.
Chipper Ripper is the one to beat.Mass Gas loves to roam the street.Gassy Lassy was sure she'd win.Wind Breaker was all in.
The five of them were all ready to fart.But they had to wait for the judges to start.The three judges were the best around.Smelly Ruth, Crappy Chap and Squeal Mark were the judges to surround.
Did you know there were so many ways to say fart?You can find them all at Fart Mart.So join in the fun,And sniff away with everyone.




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Yeah, it is probably Pat's most juvenile book ever but you know many kiddos like the farting endeavor. So what the hell. The tale of the fart he had to tell. Maybe one day you will win the Stink Stank Stunk award for pulling the rip cord. Don't get shown up by that gassy lass. That is all from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.