Have A Ball With The Video Call!

So the other day the cat was using Skype at his bay. I watched the human on the other end and I think they forgot that they don't need to hit send. For the cat saw all. Here are some things not to do well on a video call.

The first is obvious as can be,Don't pick your nose in front of me.The second isn't hard to do.Don't talk while you're in the loo.
And it is not cool,To sit and wipe away drool.Also put some clothes on before you hit play.Seeing your no sun bare ass is not something I need at my bay.
Do not sit there and stuff your face,It's not like you're in a race.But at least one good thing comes to pass,I don't have to smell the breath of your nasty mass.
And if you want to whistle a tune,Go for a walk in a litter box sand dune.And do not yell into the mic,Or I will tell you to take a hike.
Yes, you have very nice hair.But I don't need to watch you groom it at your lair.Or picking in the curly spot.That might make my eyes rot.
And picking that green stuff out of your teeth,May go well with an upcoming Christmas wreath.But it is not something I need to see.I don't want to know your mouth looks like a tree.
And using it in the car,Won't get you very far.But even when you crash,I still hear you swearing and talking trash.
Speaking of hearing,Even through your throat clearing,I can hear you shout to the other room.My, you must really have fun with that broom.
Or was it a toy,That brings you so much joy?Wait, I don't really want to know.There is no need for you to show.
This is also not primary class.You don't not need to hold your sippy glass,And have a fun show and tell.But yes, your stamp collection is so swell.
So there are just a few tips of what not to do when talking on a video call at your zoo. It is amazing how many of you, including Pat, act normal and forget that you are in view. Or at least normal to you for here much crazy always comes due. But that you already knew class as every day I rhyme off my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.