It makes you want to chantepleure

Forsooth I am forswunk. But I am not one to whingle. Nay, moffle I might, on occasion, but never will I spuddle over a task. Longsome though a chore may be, which tends my brain to crine, I am not wantsome when it comes to perseverance!

Bendsome am I in thought, fluttersome in deed. No matter how lugsome the task, how sweltersome the air, I will not be tempted to seek comfort in crassulent eugeria.

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Okay. Enough of that. It's hard work reading something which contains so many 'obsolete'...