Where in the world is Edward Sandiego?

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Chief: All these people want to know . . .

Rockapella: (sings) WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!!

Chief: Hold it, Rockapella, didn’t you get the rewrite?

Rockapella: (sings) OUR BAD!!!! WHERE IN THE WORLD IS EDWARD FREAKIN’ SNOWDEN!!

Host: (whilst Rockapella sings and makes funny noises, video of each contestant shows on the screen) This is John Kerry. JK likes to play mini-golf and sort of re...