Dearest Brethren,

Dearest Brethren (Readers of this blog and future congregants!),

If Jesus hadn’t resurrected, He’d be rolling in His grave at the state of things. I know this much, friends, He certainly wouldn’t be in these “churches” we got, if you can technically even call them that!

In leaving our last “church,” I told Betty not to look back for fear she’d turn into a pillar of salt. I still have a headache from the way that boy was back there pounding on Satan’s drums during “worship” time. Despite the rac...