A Pun Of Fun!

The cat will take a page from Folklore and go punning forever more. Or at least until the end of this post. For that would just get boring to this host. But for one time the pun can even rhyme. Damn, the cat is good rhyming anything at his hood.

Male deer have buck teeth.
Rednecks put that on a Christmas wreath.
I once had insominia so bad I was awake until it dawned on me.
Oh that was oh so very corny.

The railway constructions are on track.
Just don't come through my shack.
Your nose is in the scenter of your face.
It would be scary if it was in another place.

Sign language teachers are very good with their hands.
Also must work out those sweat glands.
When I lost my thesaurus I was at a lose for words.
Go tell it to the birds.

A surgeon did an insect surgery on the fly.
I hope the poor bug didn't die.
You should never take rocks for granite.
But there are so many across the planet.

The computer savvy mutt's bark was worse than its byte.
For a butt sniffer that surely is a plight.
One of my new shoes isn't right.
Maybe you just have screwed up sight?

They hid in the sauna where they could sweat it out.
Were they scared of a killer trout?
That annoying dermatologist always gets under my skin.
Maybe you should suck back some gin.

You never know when a tiger might be lion.
But you can tell when it is cryin.
Can't starve at the beach because of all the sand which is there.
And you can even run around bare.

Writers under pressure are, at present, tense.
Or maybe they are just sorta dense.
When tennis balls are on sale it's first come first serve.
Wow, that one really threw me for a swerve.

A car stuck in the mud had to be toad.
You should never go off the road.
I know I'm going to heaven but I won't harp on it.
You may not get their with that shit.

When he invented the lightbulb Edison was seen in a new light.
But was he still a scary sight?
She is the best girl I've met to date.
My, you must have such a sad fate.

The boxer thought he had a fighting chance.
Too bad he didn't have the correct stance.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Making her life one big mess.

That is all the fun,
With the pun,
That will be spun,
So always remember the once a pun a time that was run.

The cat could not help himself and had to have some pun fun at his shelf. Many are oh so lame but that is what brings them fame. So there was my under the pun sass. I hope you found me a punny little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.