What I Did Wednesday Once More At My Bay!

So here at my bay I will tell you what I did Wednesday. Wait, isn't today that date? Hmm I am telling you what I am doing, don't hate. So away we go with the Wednesday show.

First Cassie and I,Came upon that Tarsier Man guy.He was saving the day.He'll make the wedgie bullies pay.
We had to do the rough stuff.For with mimes we've had enough.We really got rough.That mime wasn't so tough.
But this guy sure thought he was all of that.A slug does not scare the cat.He looks like green crap.I think he thought he could rap.
Zombie Man came and saw dinner.I guess the slug was a real winner.Before long he was goo,Inside a dead guy, sad but true.
Drazin wanted to play too.I guess he had a few.Looking like a dead hobo.No idea who that cat is though.
And then the dancing crowd.Came out of the bar and got real loud.That sax really echoes off the seat.It wasn't a very catchy beat.
So we decided to break in,For their song was such a sin.Had to turn that music off soon,That ghost was a real loon.
But we got in and there he was.Singing his stupid theme song buzz.And spanking a brat,Which I guess doesn't bother the cat. But we were out of there,Before another mime ruffled my hair.And we stepped out to dragons on a rampage.I guess they didn't want to be put in a zoo cage.
Yikes, the probe!We were on the wrong side of the globe.The dragons and aliens can fight.We wanted no part of this plight.
So we ran back home where no aliens roam, just a nut or two, who occasionally show up at our zoo. Hopefully none followed us here. What? I'm being an advertising little rhyming rear? Yeah they may be in a book or ten but all is true at our den. Or maybe I just went out and rolled in the grass? You will never know thanks to my clever little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.