ZOOMZOOMZOOMCRASH!

I have discovered the perfect frappucino. It's an extra coffee caramel frappe, with chocolate chips.

It is pure caffeinated bliss of the highest order, even worth walking in the rain to go get. It's supposed to rain all day tomorrow, and I don't care. It'll be me, my tall friend C, and my Umbrella Academy parasol, strolling along the GW campus to obtain this frozen confection of the gods. And it will be GOOD.

Also, it's possible that I'm within about 10,000 words of finishing a novel. ...