The Dark Retributinator

I went home yesterday for my brother Saul's birthday. I was checked at the door to make sure I'd brought sweets from the Cherry Bomb bakery, but since my heart was pure and my hands were full of chocolate-dipped gingerbread men, they let me in.

Once in, we all ate Mama's famous and traditional call to the Chinese takeaway, Rory showed me his latest Poker Champion youtube video (Someone used the words 'Irish James Bond.' It wasn't me. That's all I'm saying) and then it was time for presents.

Saul,