Beautiful, Live, and Late-Breaking

I’m not a great husband.

I’m not terrible either, in that I only raise my hand to tickle my wife and I sleep in our house and all. All in all, I’d say I’m pretty average.

Take this weekend, for instance. I thought, Wives love to be complimented on the way they look. Therefore, I shall compliment my wife, who looks very pretty. Also, I’m hungry. The last thought was unrelated, but it is the one that stuck the most, so I headed down for a morning fudge brownie before church.

Later, when I saw my w...