How Open Can We Be Before We Are Empty?

So the cat saw a quote the other day while out and about at his bay. Actually when this runs it will be months ago, but that you already know. Anyway, let's have some fun with it under my sun. What is it you ask? I guess we will put that to the task.

Dogs can talk.
You get fit from a walk.
What you drink is safe.
Rusty nails make you chafe.

Aliens live next door.
Lions yawn when they roar.
Cats can fly.
She really likes that guy.

Cancer has no cure.
Lindsay Lohan as an allure.
The lottery is easy to win.
Whatever it is I am in.

Cars need to drink.
It is safe to drink from the sink.
Oswald was really Howard The Duck.
Nuns never suck.

For that I'm going to Hell.
It is cool there I can tell.
That is a real million dollar bill.
You can get rich at the landfill.

Elvis is alive.
A nuclear bomb you can survive.
Just find a fridge,
And its water under the bridge.

King Abubu really wants to share.
You can get inches, we swear.
Bald be gone,
Using grass from your lawn.

There is no catch,
Buy this slug as it really plays fetch.
I am a time traveler from 2999.
It is safe to touch an electric sign.

By stock in my iceberg squirm.
You can finish 40 courses in one term.
Politicians don't lie.
Babies never drool or cry.

Any idea yet?
Are you cursing this pet?
I hope nothing fell out,
As that is what this is all about.

"Always keep your mind open but not so open your brain falls out."

Is the quote I was talking about. For it is true, some wear blinders up the gazoo. Thinking everything they are spoon fed is oh so true. Being nothing but a robot at their zoo. While others have brains oozing out their ear for they believe everything they hear. One in the same you say? Not likely, as each are in their own fray. Just thought it was interesting at my grass. So it came to pass from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.